Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Joanne Michele's Hunt For EyeranProtestr

Away from the chaos that the Eyeran campaign brought to the #iranelection thread, some Sea of Greenies were attempting to track down and identify Eyeranprotestr. Believe me, there was never the slightest chance of success, but they did try with gusto. DorkThink, a twitter member and frequent poster on #iranelection (And a fan of this blog ;-)) believes that she was able to trace my IP address and declared to the world that I was a kid from Northern California. She even brought this declaration to my blog and stated it in the comment section of one of my previous posts. Good try, however, you are wrong.
JoanneMichele, another tweeter and fanatical member of the #iranelection militia went beyond Dork's efforts in tracking me down. She appealed to her friends on the message boards at http://iran.whyweprotest.net for help in hunting me down. She was greatly offended that somebody would come to #iranelection and disagree with the views of 99% of the posters and took it upon herself to make sure I was 'brought to justice.' Below is a a link to the 'Eyeranprotestr' discussion on that website. JoanneMichele was the ringleader as you can tell. Read through all of the pages of the US Realpolitik thread from Page 3 on

Start from this point on Page 3 (Cut and paste please, hard time linking it)

To conclude, JoanneMichele and her idiotic minions, after hours of research, came to the conclusion that I was a man named Afshin K Azar of Houston Texas. Epic failure. She even would send me tweets with the name and threatened to 'tell your wife what you're doing.' I told her to go ahead, Afshin was not Eyeran. I do not know for certain, but some friends of mine told me later that she did in fact contact the wife of Mr.Azar and caused quite a mess.

It's always interesting to see people like JoanneMichele and Dork use the tactics of their enemies. Basij and the Iranian government trace people through their computers. But hey, I guess that confirms that the Eyeran Campaign was more than a nuisance to #iranelection and its moronic members. Eyeranprotestr was apparently enough of an 'enemy' that Joannemichele felt compelled to hunt me down and bring 'justice' to me. She failed. So did Dork. All they've done is get innocent people into trouble.
Hey Morons, if you want to know where I'm from, just ask. It'd save you much trouble. I could be from Philadelphia or South Jersey or Texas or Singapore. Just ask! :) I only pray that JoanneMichele has not traumatized innocent Afshin and caused his family harm.

Wishing you all a great day!



  1. You are the Troll of the Year! LOL

  2. Mike, let us not forget that your original blog...not this one, the one where you stated your name was " Mike" and was a serious attempt at "making a difference". Then you changed gears after I posted to your first blog before you ever posted an article...remember that? Do you remember what I posted that prompted you to delete your original blog? I asked you what you would be contributing to the world.

    After that, you truly became a mean spirited troll on Twitter, just for the sake of being mean.

    Mike, here's how I know where you are...you discovered my blog within minutes of me posting to your original blog attempt. I have a "stat-counter" that gives me your IP addy, your location, your provider, what link you entered from and what link you exited to.

    As to how I harmed any "innocent people"...well, you are delusional. All I ever did to you was threaten to expose you to Twitter. And those of us that have been at Twitter since June for #Iranelection know you for what you are. *yawn*

    So, Mikey, when ARE you going to contribute to the world? And how did the Twitter revolution blog work out for ya'?

    Smooches Darling, -The Dork

  3. @Lost68 California.
    2:22 AM Sep 1st from web in reply to Lost68

    Excerpt from Twitter, where Mike confirms to @Lost68 that Mike lives in....wait for it...California? Like, no way, Dude!

    -The Dork

  4. LOL he's not in California you idiots! He's a lawyer in New York. I work with him at the same firm. If you saw him you'd never think he's a troll but he is and has proved it on Twitter. Very educated, hardlyan idiot and very clever. He's had the office in hysterics. Every day he leaves copies of his tweets in everyones office and it's hysterical.
    So, believe what you want. Dorkthink and Joannemichele are miserable computer experts.

  5. This "miserable computer expert" can honestly say that a NY Attorney has better things to do than talk all day and all night about "Neda's whoring and leg spreading" and posting sad attempts at Farsi.

    An attorney in NY would at least TRY to come across as Persian if he truly wanted his "experiment" to work.

    Only childish, uneducated (or partially educated) computer game playing (sound familiar @Lost68?) virgins with entirely too much time on their hands would waste their time.

    And if you all are laughing at "Eyeran's" antics, you have a lousy sense of what it is to be human.

  6. Back in June if I remember correctly Eyeran came across successfully as a Basij. And then he fooled everyone into believing he was persiankiwi.
    Maybe Neda was a whore. You idolize her because she was shot. Dumb. Idolize the protesters who are alive and don't have busted assholes.

    I read your blog, dork. Not bad.