Rumors are abound that Pasadaran columns are nearing the outskirts of Tehran. The city might fall under martial law soon. As these rumors become more and more believable, I feel it necessary to give some tips to the Sea of Green about how to react to the Pasadaran (IRGC) if they enter the city.
1.If you are protesting and encounter an IRGC main battle tank or armored vehicle you should immediately get down on your knees, face the turret, place your hands up in surrender and begin apologizing profusely for trying to destablilize Iran. Do not throw a rock or molotov cocktail device at the tank, it will have no effect. Do not approach the tank or else you may be fired upon. Do not soil your pants while quivering in fear. The tank commander will just laugh uncontrollably.
2. If you encounter IRGC soldiers in the streets you should do as recommended above. Surrender and apologize. Do not throw rocks or try to persuade these hardened soldiers to join your side. They believe you have all been corrupted by foreign powers and will show you no leniency if you resist.
3. If Soldiers Enter Your Home......do not resist. If you are a protester, simply surrender. If you are harboring protesters, I advise you turn them in immediately. Otherwise you run the risk of being labeled as an enemy of the regime yourself.
I will post more tips as time allows
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your just a troll who is on the wrong side of history, who posts in iranelection as a way to try to throw your puny weight around, but greens know youre a brute who beats up women.
ReplyDeleteTHIS GUY DONT LISTEN TO A WORD HE SAYS
we dont listen to advice from basij...
ReplyDeletehey I heard this guy lives in U.S., is just some coward pretending he is big bad basij doing battle on steets of Tehran.
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ReplyDeletesomeone who wants to be heared, because normally no one listens to him
ReplyDeleteloser on twitter making stuff up. you will be on trial soon with the rest of basijis. lmao
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